It feels good to be back in the blogging biz actually, and I actually started this edition of the website for 2 reasons:
1. The persistent nagging of my friends since I'm leaving for China next weekend.
2. The fact that I'm leaving for China and it would be kinda cool to talk about my life in another country, and not have to continuously rattle on about society's 'bullshetto'.
Wait, let me start from the beginning. It's been a month since I haven't been to campus, for the sole reason that I have been accepted to study Medicine in China (no, stop asking me if I'm going to eat dog. The Chinese are a brilliant group of inventors, so stop asking me pointless questions about my so-called dietary habits in Asia), and a copy of my plane ticket arrived today: I will be leaving by next Sunday. Let's hope Bin Laden's protégés haven't decided that now is the perfect time to scale the Great Wall and board the plane. Kidding, but seriously (now that's what you call a slang oxymoron). There is a good reason my dad booked a seat for me near the emergency exit, and yes I am talking about my individual endangerment to the other passengers.
Things might get very hectic in the East, but I will try and update the site as often as I can. Lastly, would everyone knock it off with the jokes about me getting a Chinese husband. Being Indian, I will say that at least my kids will have great skin and hair, so the rest of you can suck it. Though I do agree that the look on my parents faces when I bring home Jackie Chan's son will be as priceless as a Mastercard.
More from me, your South African college-dropout later.
KJ
P.S: Everyone but me has class on Monday hahahahaha! =P B
Fortune Cookie For China: A short stranger with Eastern origins shall enter the valley of the noodles soon. He who locks away the nun-chucks, fireworks and daggers shall live a long and propserous life. Today's Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 16
1. The persistent nagging of my friends since I'm leaving for China next weekend.
2. The fact that I'm leaving for China and it would be kinda cool to talk about my life in another country, and not have to continuously rattle on about society's 'bullshetto'.
Wait, let me start from the beginning. It's been a month since I haven't been to campus, for the sole reason that I have been accepted to study Medicine in China (no, stop asking me if I'm going to eat dog. The Chinese are a brilliant group of inventors, so stop asking me pointless questions about my so-called dietary habits in Asia), and a copy of my plane ticket arrived today: I will be leaving by next Sunday. Let's hope Bin Laden's protégés haven't decided that now is the perfect time to scale the Great Wall and board the plane. Kidding, but seriously (now that's what you call a slang oxymoron). There is a good reason my dad booked a seat for me near the emergency exit, and yes I am talking about my individual endangerment to the other passengers.
Things might get very hectic in the East, but I will try and update the site as often as I can. Lastly, would everyone knock it off with the jokes about me getting a Chinese husband. Being Indian, I will say that at least my kids will have great skin and hair, so the rest of you can suck it. Though I do agree that the look on my parents faces when I bring home Jackie Chan's son will be as priceless as a Mastercard.
More from me, your South African college-dropout later.
KJ
P.S: Everyone but me has class on Monday hahahahaha! =P B
Fortune Cookie For China: A short stranger with Eastern origins shall enter the valley of the noodles soon. He who locks away the nun-chucks, fireworks and daggers shall live a long and propserous life. Today's Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 16