The Cheap ‘Jersey Look’ – Now Available In Stores Nationwide
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How many of you guys have actually been so bored channel flipping, you came across an infomercial for the latest hair accessory. They’re called ‘Bumpits’, but if you ask me they should be bumped! Firstly, they’re not worth the selling price. Secondly, they’re not worth the selling price because they also give women the same cheap hairstyles dimwitted Jersey Hairstylists bear. I haven’t seen a prostitute before (and I don’t plan to), but this is also the look those kind of women wear in movies.
Look, this is just my opinion, and it would be much better if you consulted a male before buying, because what a guy thinks about your hair matters more. All I’m saying is that this ‘do’ can be put so high, you will be banned from every movie theatre. But hey, it’s a good place to start a beehive. I’m just saying.
“Bumpits” – Now you too can have hair like a Playboy Bunny on Halloween! It’s great for costume parties, casino weddings and scoring rich perverts at your local bar. “Bumpits” – get yours while stocks last.
And believe me, those stocks ain’t going nowhere.
Bumpits: AS SEEN ON TV and laughed at me by me. =D
Look, this is just my opinion, and it would be much better if you consulted a male before buying, because what a guy thinks about your hair matters more. All I’m saying is that this ‘do’ can be put so high, you will be banned from every movie theatre. But hey, it’s a good place to start a beehive. I’m just saying.
“Bumpits” – Now you too can have hair like a Playboy Bunny on Halloween! It’s great for costume parties, casino weddings and scoring rich perverts at your local bar. “Bumpits” – get yours while stocks last.
And believe me, those stocks ain’t going nowhere.
Bumpits: AS SEEN ON TV and laughed at me by me. =D
Here are pictures of the Jersey look and puffy hair. Quite sad, isn't it?
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