Never Judge A Man By His CV
Last night a random thought occurred to me that not even my Physics genius of a father could answer: Why did Einstein have such humanly impossible, wiry hair? My dad blamed it on him being a mad scientist. And then a whole lot of disses started flooding through my mind, i.e. I bet he could conduct electricity with his hair; if you connected two plastic cups to a strand of his hair you could make a telephone; ET used his hair to call home, etc… But, dissing one of the most amazing fathers of the scientific community was not going to make me any more of a genius. So, I “Wikipedia’d” (ha, that’s a new word) Einstein to try and discover the truth about his haywire locks.
It turns out, some of the pictures of Einstein look nothing like how we picture the man today. It just shows you – not all men get better looking with age. So, I read his immensely impressive biography (and still didn’t find out about his hair) and then discovered that the man did have a controversial life: He and his wife Mileva had a love child in 1903, divorced in 1919 and then ol’ Albert married a woman he was having an affair with since 1912 – wait for it… Elsa Löwenthal, who was also his first cousin maternally and second cousin paternally. Ewww to the power of infinity dude.
You know when you think the coolest guy might be the one for you? Think again. He could also be a really rich, hot but creepy guy who ends up shagging his mother.
One of my mottos regarding guys is that just because they type and write messages like they’re hot, doesn’t mean they actually are. And that’s one thing you should remember ladies, so don’t come crying to me when you marry your hot high school sweetheart, who used to quote beautiful lines of poetry and now sits in front of the TV with his flabby gut defying gravity over his belt. So, when you think a guy sounds hot – think of Shakespeare. Thou hath been deceived oh naive cheerleader.
Forget about his looks; let’s talk about his incredible biography and troublesome life. Like, the dude married Anne Hathaway (no, not the Hollywood actress you Muppet) when he was 18, and she was 26 and pregnant. Whoa, older lady? “How creepy” says the females. “Score bro!” says the males. Shakespeare was also accused of plagiarism or receiving credit for plays he did not write by himself, and that his beautiful Sonnets were evidence of his love for a young man or a married black woman.
How about Donald Trump – one the most successful businessmen and wig-wearing homies we know. Yeah, I don’t know what it is with me and men’s hair today. Hello, the guy wanted to run for presidency – as if America isn’t already at the bottom of the Joke bucket, plus he tends to marry women who are 20 years his junior. I bet they were after his money, because who could marry a rotten guy who fires people on TV? Oh wait, meanie Idol’s judge Simon Cowell found love in Paula Abdul… Nevermind. But I’m sure some poor labourer would really enjoy burning down Trump’s mansion/s and telling him “You’re fired!” Also, the man owns a major beauty pageant organization, which streams other pageants. Reading his life story, I just don’t understand what anyone would need all that money and estates for? He’s always working so he hardly gets to enjoy it.
If you ask me, he should do what Bill Gates did and give a whole lot of it to charity. Maybe he’s plotting world domination, or worse – he’s going to take over the pop industry.
Moral of the story: Someone may seem to have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. Maybe it’s time we stopped judging people by how they look or what is written on their CV. Period. It’s best if we get to know the real person inside, because at the end of the day a Nobel Peace Prize isn’t going to stop him/her from cheating on you.
You can judge a book by its cover and be wrong, but you can never judge a man’s character by his CV.
It turns out, some of the pictures of Einstein look nothing like how we picture the man today. It just shows you – not all men get better looking with age. So, I read his immensely impressive biography (and still didn’t find out about his hair) and then discovered that the man did have a controversial life: He and his wife Mileva had a love child in 1903, divorced in 1919 and then ol’ Albert married a woman he was having an affair with since 1912 – wait for it… Elsa Löwenthal, who was also his first cousin maternally and second cousin paternally. Ewww to the power of infinity dude.
You know when you think the coolest guy might be the one for you? Think again. He could also be a really rich, hot but creepy guy who ends up shagging his mother.
One of my mottos regarding guys is that just because they type and write messages like they’re hot, doesn’t mean they actually are. And that’s one thing you should remember ladies, so don’t come crying to me when you marry your hot high school sweetheart, who used to quote beautiful lines of poetry and now sits in front of the TV with his flabby gut defying gravity over his belt. So, when you think a guy sounds hot – think of Shakespeare. Thou hath been deceived oh naive cheerleader.
Forget about his looks; let’s talk about his incredible biography and troublesome life. Like, the dude married Anne Hathaway (no, not the Hollywood actress you Muppet) when he was 18, and she was 26 and pregnant. Whoa, older lady? “How creepy” says the females. “Score bro!” says the males. Shakespeare was also accused of plagiarism or receiving credit for plays he did not write by himself, and that his beautiful Sonnets were evidence of his love for a young man or a married black woman.
How about Donald Trump – one the most successful businessmen and wig-wearing homies we know. Yeah, I don’t know what it is with me and men’s hair today. Hello, the guy wanted to run for presidency – as if America isn’t already at the bottom of the Joke bucket, plus he tends to marry women who are 20 years his junior. I bet they were after his money, because who could marry a rotten guy who fires people on TV? Oh wait, meanie Idol’s judge Simon Cowell found love in Paula Abdul… Nevermind. But I’m sure some poor labourer would really enjoy burning down Trump’s mansion/s and telling him “You’re fired!” Also, the man owns a major beauty pageant organization, which streams other pageants. Reading his life story, I just don’t understand what anyone would need all that money and estates for? He’s always working so he hardly gets to enjoy it.
If you ask me, he should do what Bill Gates did and give a whole lot of it to charity. Maybe he’s plotting world domination, or worse – he’s going to take over the pop industry.
Moral of the story: Someone may seem to have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. Maybe it’s time we stopped judging people by how they look or what is written on their CV. Period. It’s best if we get to know the real person inside, because at the end of the day a Nobel Peace Prize isn’t going to stop him/her from cheating on you.
You can judge a book by its cover and be wrong, but you can never judge a man’s character by his CV.